What I Think of my Physical Appearance When Drunk

The Only Response Women Want to Hear to the Question, "Am I Pretty?"

When a Customer is Upset we Don't Have a Shoe in Their Size

I'm all like:

When Someone Gossips About Me

My Feelings Towards Clowns

Same Mistakes

Always loved this song, but the lyrics really resonate with me now.

"I never did grow up
Feels like I never will
My friends are all adults
I'm still a teenage girl
I haven't changed a bit
I'm still not over it
I make the same mistakes
I make the same mistakes"

"My friends are all a drag
They think I'm such a flake
They wanna go to bed
I wanna stay up late
Walking the streets alone
Thinking of you till dawn
I make the same mistakes
I make the same mistakes"

Thinking About Turning 25

Relationships